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chadivindi chalu ,eka nivu evarikyna send chesi mokey vi kasta simham avvu ok

kanneeru naadi

Kanulu neevi kanneeru naadi..
Hrudayam needi savvadi naadi..
Suvaasan needi sughandam naadi..
Sneha bandhammaatram mana iddaridi..

kanneeru naadi

Kanulu neevi kanneeru naadi..
Hrudayam needi savvadi naadi..
Suvaasan needi sughandam naadi..
Sneha bandhammaatram mana iddaridi..

Sneham cheyi

Sneham cheyi haddu leakundaa..

Manninchu moesam cheayakundaa..

Nammakaanni unchu anumaaninchakundaa..

Kalasi undu eppatiki vidipoekundaa..

Indian Manger

3 Desalaku chendina Project Managers vari vari Udyogu lato O Padavalo Prayanistunnaru.

Vallalo Evari Udyogulu Dhyrya vantulo Telkhuko daniki Mugguru Mangers Siddamayyaru.

Eee Nellalo duki Padava chuttu edu kunira antoo O udyogiki Adeshalichadu American Manager.

Ventane Aa udyogi duki Padava chuttoo Round kotti Vachadu.

Padava chuttoo 5 rounds kottira annadu Japan Manager valla Udyogiki Oder ichadu.

alege cheshadu a udyogi. Chusara ma valla Dhyryam' annada manager.

INDIAN MANAGER tana udyogiki pilichi Aa nellalo duki Eeta kottu vayya ani adeshinchandu.

Em...., Nene enduku dukali.. Meeru ducochuga annada Udyogi.

Chusara Maa Vadi Dhyryam Annadu Indian Manger.

Telugu Joke: Teacher and Student

Teacher: Edutivariki Vine Aasakti ledani telisina

inka inka chebutune unde varini

emantaru?

Student: Teacher antaru. :)

Telugu Funny SMS Jokes :

Telugu Funny SMS Jokes :

Subbarao atani friend Apparao ni tiffin ki pilichadu.

Apparao: Nenu Tiffin Tintunte mee kukka nakese chostondemiti??

Subbarao: Daani Platani Grahinchi natlundi.

ahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Husband, Wife and Ice Cream

Husband, Wife and Ice Cream

Husband: Ippatike Idu (5) cups Ice cream Tinnavu. Pellivaru emanu kuntaro emo?

Wife: Anduke Mimmalni chupinchi temmantuNnarani cheppa !!

AP Minister - Doddu Biyyam

Oppula kuppa Vayyari Bhama

Sannani Biyyam chaya pappu

Gootlo Rupayee....

Nee Mogudu Cipayee.

Eee Pillala Patan nunchi Kotta Pata from AP Minister.

Oppula kuppa.. Vayyari Bhama

Doddu Biyyam.. Utti Uppu

Vandite Jaayee

Tinte Hayee...

• Poruginti pulla koora ruchi

English Equivalent: Grass on the other side is greener

Minga metukuledu meesalaki sampenga nune ani

• minga metukuledu meesalaki sampenga nune ani

The context where this fits correctly is where we dont have the basic amenities,but we ask for something extra... word to word meaning: minga = to eat methuku = single unit of rice ledu = not there meesalaku = to the moustache sampenga = an aromatic flower from which oil can be made nune = oil Put together we dont have a single rice grain to eat,but we want the aromatic oil for the moustache...

Pommana leka poga peTTinaTTlu

• pommana leka poga peTTinaTTlu - à°ªà±à°®à±à°®à°¨à°²à±à° à°ªà±à° à°ªà±à°à±à°à°¿à°¨à°à±à°²à±
• Literal translation is: "Instead of directly asking someone to leave, making them leave by starting some smoke", refering to indirect actions in place of direct words.

Koose Gadida Vachi Mese Gaadidani Chedakottindi Anta

• Koose Gadida Vachi Mese Gaadidani Chedakottindi Anta
• The literal meaning of the proverb is , the shouting donkey came and disturbed the Eating Donkey.

It is used to describe the people who have no work themselves but try to decrease the productivity of those who are working

Pichuka Meeda Brahmastram

• Pichuka Meeda Brahmastram
• The literal meaning of the proverb is , using Brahmastram on a bird.

Pichuka means a bird.Brahmastram is a powerful weapon according to ancient literature.This proverb means that using a weapon like Brahmastram on a bird is very not a significant achievement.It describes achievement agianst something very weak and then boasting about it.

Subham Palakara Pellikodaka Ante PelliKuturu Munda Annadanta

• Subham Palakara Pellikodaka Ante PelliKuturu Munda Annadanta

After marriage the bridegroom says the word Subham in Telugu culture to signify the end of the ceremony.The proverb is used to describe a person with a negative attitude and when doing something is very pessimistic about it.

Siggu Leni Vaadiki Navve Sringharam

• Siggu Leni Vaadiki Navve Sringharam
• The literal meaning of the proverb is , Laughter is the ornament for the shameless.

It is used to describe the person who ,after doing something wrong , laughs instead of feeling shameful for what he has done.

Alasyam amrutam viSHam

• à°à°®à±à°¤à°' విషà°'
• The literal meaning of the proverb is , if you make delay even ambrosia turns into poison.

It is used to emphasize the importance of time and punctuality in our lives. If we dont do the right thing at RIGHT time, it no longer remains as a right thing.

Thinninti vaasaalu lekkapettu

• This proverb is used when someone who is trusted and helped by a person , cheats his/her benefactor.

The origin of the proverb is rooted in the telugu folklore. The background of the proverb comes from the relationship of a host and a guest. If a stranger is given hospitality by a kind person, s/he starts counting the vasaalu( bamboo bars) used in the construction of a house/thatched hut. It means that after having his/her meals the person is eyeing for something more.

• Thinniti=Host's house
• vaasaalu=Bamboo bars
• lekkapettu=counting

Kukka katuki cheppu debba

• The meaning of this proverb is that one should respond with appropriate measure to any unethical or unreasonable action by your opponent instead of being submissive or cowered.

Literal translation: Kukka katu = a dogs bite, cheppu = footwear, debba = slap,hit. An equivalent saying in english would be ' Tit for tat'.

“When words are

“When words are scarce they are seldom spent in vain”