jokes 4 u

Examination
Teacher: ramesh, you have copied from sita's answer sheet
Ramesh: how can u say
Teacher: for question 6, sita has written
i do not know.
\ and u have written
neither do i

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.


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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!


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Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!